I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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