once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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