dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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