oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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