I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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