did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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