The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Houston, we have a blender
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
