his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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