Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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