there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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