you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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