Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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