How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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