Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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