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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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