If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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