I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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