the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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