id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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