Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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