My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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