I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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