babies were throwing up all over the place
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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