Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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