Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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