I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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