what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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