This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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