ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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