so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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