Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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