Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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