I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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