you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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