singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
