Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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