Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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