Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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