my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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