How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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