I think my vagina is haunted
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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