so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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