I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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