that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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