I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
tell me about the fingering
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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