ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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