dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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