He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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