I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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