they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
COCAINE IS GR8
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