Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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