Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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