sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
